• A character tells a man she remembers how she used to sit on his face and wrinkle it.
  • A wife reminds her husband they are on the plan to escape a rape accusation.
  • A woman is shown wearing only a thong. Another shows naked breasts and are the focus of the camera.
  • A character reads a magazine called ‘Modern Sperm.’
  • There is a newsstand magazine section labeled “Whacking Material” with various seductive magazine covers, including a few naked women on the covers. This scene is brief and you have to look close to see the naked women.
  • A character reads a magazine with pictures of scantily clad women.
  • We see a woman’s breasts shaking (fully clothed).
  • A woman inflates an inflatable pilot. The scene is comedic but the joke is that it looks like she’s giving him oral sex.
  • A man asks a child a series of stranger and stranger questions, eventually asking if he’s “ever seen a grown man naked.”
  • Two characters have an affair (in comedic effect) in flashbacks.
  • There are some sexual signs in the airplane, there is a sign with an outline of people having sex with a red X over it ( much like a no smoking sign)

Film review:Translated by www.rabudo-ru.com


Most of them are based on memories. It is inevitable that there are differences in memories.

1) Take the word / words literally

a. “Don’t worry, they have the (pilot) instrument” – the four playing (musical) instrument in the cockpit

b. “Do you want (the seat) smoking or non-smoking? – Smoking. She then handed to him a hot and smoking ticket

c. “Turn on the auto pilot mode” – a human figure-like airbag got inflated and took over as the pilot, and his name is Otto

d. “What would you like to read?” – “Something light?” – “What about this leflet about Jewish sport stars?”

e. “Please be in crash position” (i.e., “brace for impact”) – passengers present various post crash scenes

f. “… Roger” – (The guy by the name Roger) “Ugh?”; “… over” – (The guy by the name Oveur) “Ugh?”

g. “I cannot fly a four engine commercial flight, I’ve only fly single engine military flights. They are different things, alternative” – two stewardesses all together “I cannot fly a four engine commercial flight, I’ve only fly single engine military flights. They are different things”

h. “…surely” – “…and, don’t call me Shirley again”

i. “Would you like to make a donation (to the church of religious consciousness)?” – “No, we gave it at the office”

j. “Captain Oveur, I’ve got a message for you from the Mayo clinic …Captain, I’ve got Mr. Hamm on the line” – “OK, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo”

2) Chicken and duck talk?

a. “We need to get her to a hospital” – “A hospital? What is that (with reference to her condition)?” – “It’s a building full of patients”

b. “How soon can we land?” – “I don’t know” – “Well, can’t you take an educated guess?” – “Maybe in another two hours?” – “You can’t take a guess in another two hours?”

c. “What do you make of it (a printout of weather report)? –“Me? I can make a hat, a borsch, a ___”

3) Absence of brain?

a. When directing the aircraft pulling in, the airport staff pointed to the other direction with a flashing stick to answer the colleague’s question “where is…”. Then, the aircraft really pulled in in that direction and entered the waiting hall

4) Divine turn

a. The off-line staff slowly picked up the robe outside the first wife’s milk puffed pajamas – “Oh, that’s a terrible piece of clothes, ugh…” and left with a look of disgust

b. “Would you put all your metal belongings on this plate?” – The man took out the key and the metal prosthetic leg

5) Communication barriers

a. When the old man was dancing in the bar, he was stabbed in the back of the waist and wanted to signal the hostess to help him. As a result, the hostess thought it was a new dance step and danced very high – in the end, the old man naturally tossed and died (what’s the name of this dance?)

b. When the stewardess played and sang, she suddenly pulled out the little girl’s infusion tube. The little girl signaled her mother in all kinds of pain. As a result, her mother was addicted to the music and thought that the little girl just couldn’t help rocking with her – she’s so beautiful!

6) Simple and crude concrete expression

a. Israel Airlines: a plane with a Muslim beard

b. “We’ve got a little situation, it’s a little hot” – It was a button “a little hot” flashing red

c. “If… Then hit the fan” – in the next scene, a hit hit hit the desktop fan in the control tower of the airport

d. “‘I’ve got a very healthy heart ready for the surgery” – the next second, the heart on the plate starts to bounce wildly and forcibly enter the country

e. There is a column directly in the airport newspaper booth called whacking material (i.e., pork literature with no other intention than to be used in assisting masturbation), and then the magazine picked up by the captain is called modern sperm… Sperm

7) Is it so capricious?

a. The radio said “Captain our, the white courtesy phone”. Then the captain picked up the red one at random, and there was “no, the white phone…” – it could be said clearly

8) Tribute to other classics?

a. Doctor lied that the plane was normal and his nose grew longer and longer

9) Sense of conflict

a. The boy reading “Nun’s life”, the nun reading “boy’s life”

b. I just happen to pass by, and thought you might want to have some coffee? Do you want some cream, Sister – “no, I like it black – just like my man”

10) Exaggeration

a. “You’ll probably be bored by now (by my story)” – She killed herself

Make complaints about bullet screen comments. B. Pilot ‘s wife got woke up during sleep by the the “”, “the woman is confused and turned on the light, and the bullet screen comments,” bet 50 Fen a man beside her “- the camera is swept away, next to it is a horse… – the curtain is floating in the air,” a wild horse was raised in the house, and a grassy head grew up. ”

c. “I’ll be back in a minute” – the taxi driver pressed the meter, then bought a ticket and left. When the camera cut back to the taxi, meter had already reached more than 10000 dollars

11) Another sort of exaggeration:

a. The man forced to recall the killing, resulting in: the old lady hanged, the Imperial Army cut her belly, and Muslims chose gasoline to burn themselves

b. We’d like you to accept this little flower from the Church of religious consciousness, would you like to make a donation, Scientology, Buddhism, etc. later, Gen Kramer beat them up when they were on their way

c. A female passenger was very panic when she knew something was wrong with the plane. The steward shook her crazily “you’ll have to hold your own together”; The enthusiastic passenger “I’ll take care of her for you” then crazily shook her “you’ll have to hold yourself together” and slapped her in the face; The next enthusiastic passenger repeats this series of actions; As soon as the camera was swept, the enthusiastic passengers had lined up in a long line

d. In 2, I’m probably sounding forward to you, but I’m gonna say it any way. I don’t think we will pull this through, but I’ve never been with a man before “The next second, the man next to chose light out, and then omitted 300 words here; then the sister began to repeat the above confession to another man, and then the plot repeated; then the enthusiastic passengers lined up in a long line; then at the end of the line was – a donkey; then the sister smoked a hindsight cigarette

Make complaints about 12?

a. The “get back to your seat” light is on – people ignore the light – “like we said, get back to your seat”

13) Open your eyes and lie?

a. The old lady looked at the hostess and said calmly. “____ Breests (forget the specific words, in short, praise big breasts) “– clearly, the hostess is a super airport

14) Cheating?

a. The overhead luggage compartment of the plane is the same as that of the train, with no cover; When the young couple separated, the sister reluctantly ran after the plane like chasing the train – naturally, the cabin door of the plane was also open at this time; “I need some air” – the next second we opened the window, everyone was blown messy

15) Own background sound

a. Throw your hat, coat – “Xiu ~”

b. Alpha base on Mars automatic door opening and closing (2) – manual dubbing “sxu~”

16) English continuous reading

a. Striker (2) – Strike her

17) Background and narration of crazy rush for camera

a. Airport Narrator: “the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping at the red zone” – “the red lane is for loading and unloading passengers only…” – “no, the white lane is for loading and unloading…” – “you were only saying that because you want me to go get an abort”

b. Two girl’s scout members who seem to be disguised by men fight in the bar. They fight in the background from the male owner entering the bar to the male owner successfully hooking up with the female owner

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