A man is watching a woman getting changed through her window and suddenly sees the breasts of a much older woman. The breasts are obviously fake and shown for comedic value.
A brief shot of a man with his pants around his ankle. Also, there is a scene in a strip club with limited if any nudity.
A scene where a woman’s head comes up from a man’s crotch indicating oral sex. A vice versa version of this scene plays over the end credits.
We see a girl in bra and panties briefly.
Some kissing.
Sexual humor and conversation.
A man is seen masturbating. Not shown, just arm movements but we see the semen on his ear later and a woman mistakes it for hair gel and puts it in her hair.
A teenager catches his privates in his zipper(we get a brief flash of what it looks like and it is clearly fake).


Film review:Translated by www.rabudo-ru.com


You must have seen a fool and a melon? Did Kim Kelly make you laugh? Then don’t miss there’s something about Mary directed by the same director. Yes? Never heard of it? Shit! It can’t be true?! How can you be called fans of comedies? what? Do you know “journey to the west”? I pour! That’s Zhou Xingchi’s philosophy film!

Let me tell you first. If you like the style of a Dai and a Gua, please continue to watch it. Otherwise, it’s hard to say that after watching this film, you have to say that I am a rogue and regard vulgarity as art. These days, there are many bad people on the Internet. After reading your article, I smiled and turned around and said that you are a hooligan. I don’t want to be treated like this. OK? If you like, please keep reading. be careful! Don’t let those moral people listen, let’s hide in the corner of the Internet.

There’s something about Mary is one of the top ten classic comedies in the United States in the 20th century, isn’t it? Even better is still behind. None of the films standing on the starry podium with it were taken in the 1990s! Really, I won’t lie to you. Others are black-and-white films such as Chaplin’s city light and the great dictator. Do you know how powerful it is now?

At the beginning of the film, two people sit in a tree and sing a song called there’s something about Mary. It has a very old melody and makes people listen to the old song shaking left and right. If you buy a suitable pirated VCD, the translation of this song is really classic. Something is translated into different meanings in each paragraph, but it is absolutely appropriate. ah He speaks much better than the English teacher. I learned English so well through pirated VCD. (laugh, don’t take it seriously.) The protagonist is recalling his love in his school days.

The hero appears under the tree. Let’s call him Artest. As the camera zoomed in, Artest’s face slowly turned around, turned around! oh my god! My Golly! You know what it is when you see his face. A 40 year old man pretends to be naive. He’s playing a middle school student! A head of yellow messy hair, dull eyes, a mouth of rotten teeth, with braces on it. Plus his stupid smile on his old face, help! Why are the male protagonists a bad image that their father doesn’t kiss and their grandmother doesn’t love?

When you were just getting used to his metal braces, the charismatic big cricket began to talk to a girl. You couldn’t hear the sound from his old man’s rotten teeth. The reason is that he is very shy, so his words to that chick are full of a mess of yes, well, I wonder if you. But I think it’s true. When I first met a girl, although I just stuttered a little, my heart almost exploded. After listening for a long time, you finally understand that he was going to invite the girl to the prom.

You know, high school graduates in the United States have a prom, which focuses on dancing, drinking, and telling girls what you haven’t said for N years. Finally, they try hard to find a way not to go home. Of course, they don’t go home. We don’t have it here, because we are more civilized than foreign maozi. So we ate big after graduation and threw up in the bathroom.

So our Ron Artest is so excited, but the chick obviously despises him. The line is: “if something happens to my appointment, maybe.” Look! This may have buried the ambitions of many heroes. Artest didn’t realize it and felt good about himself. He was very excited. Alas, all the foolish men in the world are the same!

Our heroine appears! Mary! Cameron Diaz! She was riding a bike, she was wearing pink jeans, her blonde hair was floating, and the boys on campus began to breathe deeply! I never thought that the heroine would be her. Think about it: how can her sexy big mouth match with her long hair? In the film, everyone looks like a beautiful woman, but I still think she is a village gas threatening local girl.

At this time, everyone should guess that it should be the time for a comedian to appear. It was too late, and then it was too fast. I saw a fat man in red! Shit! Fat again! How did we fat people offend Hollywood’s director? The joke in each film is a fat fool. I raise my middle finger!!!

He had his name written on his back — Warren. Fortunately, it’s not Valentino. While picking his nostrils, he anxiously asked others, “where is my ball? Where is my baseball?” Stumbling and looking like an idiot. A student teased him, pointed to a couple of lovers nearby and said, “your ball is in the woman’s hand, but she doesn’t care about the ball, but her name is…” Hua hero rushed forward and said to the girl, “please give me back my little XX!” Of course, the result shows that the person next to the girl is not a vegetarian animal.

The general plot development can be imagined: if the stupidest guy is beaten, the second stupidest will go to the hero to save the bear. Artest rushed up and was turned over. At this critical juncture, a pair of Pink Jeans appeared, which stopped the serious campus gang fight in time. It turned out that the dead fat man was Mary’s brother! Our Artest suddenly became a hero in Mary’s heart.

Needless to say, you can guess that they went home together after school. Besides, Mary asked Artest to the prom! Now everyone is not surprised. Why are ugly men around beautiful women? Because beautiful women generally have a mentally retarded brother, there is rarely a perfect thing in the world.

It was time for the party. Artest went to Mary’s house to pick up people in person. The door opened and out came a black man with more body language than DJ, and he was Mary’s father! Black dad invited him into the house. Mary came down the stairs in a light blue dress! My eyeballs pop out, nosebleed straight mark! beauty! On time!!! Dear friends, if you unfortunately have a beautiful wife or daughter, you must buy a duplex building. Because in this way, everyone has something to see.

Artest politely gave Mary the gift, took out a baseball, put it behind Warren’s ear with great humor, and said to him, “I found your baseball and put it behind your ear.” Just listen to Warren’s roar, overturn Artest to the ground, throw 230 pounds of body on him, fight desperately, fight desperately, fight desperately, and finally fall Artest to the ground with standard wrestling action!

It turned out that Warren was very sensitive to his ears and never let strangers touch him. During the conflict, Mary’s shoulder strap broke and went upstairs to sew it again. Artest also went into the bathroom to wipe the blood off his face. Mary’s toilet is very beautiful. There is a window with white gauze curtain and a toilet next to it. Artest decided to release a small hand.

Ron Artest peered out of the open window. Two snow-white pigeons stopped on the tree. Romantic music: why do bird appeared? Everytime,you walk by. Just like me ,they ’re long to be,close to you. It was carpenter’s close to you. Suddenly, two pigeons fluttered away. In the back are Mary, who is only wearing a bra in the second floor window, and her mother, who is sewing. Almost at the same time, they turned around and saw our poor Artest standing by the toilet, looking at them with a silly smile.

What a loser! Artest also found something bad and quickly turned around and zipped up. However, a sad wolf howl echoed in the whole community. The neighbors heard the scream and fled one after another. What a tragedy! Any man can’t help feeling cold, cramped and cold when he sees here. Born a man, what a failure!

Half an hour later, Artest still didn’t come out. Outside the door is Mary’s anxious family. Finally, Dad rushed in. Look at this scene, it’s also a scream! Despite Artest’s objection, he asked Mary’s mother to come in and have a look, because she was a dentist and had medical experience. Mary’s mother also came in. Qiang La Artest turned around and there was another exclamation! Mary’s parents had an in-depth discussion on this. Just then, a policeman appeared at the window and asked, “listen to your neighbor say there was a woman screaming here just now?” Mary’s father pulled Artest again and visited the police. The policeman was furious: “how can you zip up all the way like this?!”

The door of the bathroom opened again. This time, a firefighter in a yellow fire suit came in. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, “whose car is parked at the door? Make way for the fire engine!” He stared at Artest’s appearance and couldn’t help laughing. He took the walkie talkie in his hand, called other firefighters in to see the spectacle, and asked for the camera.

Poor Artest was almost crying. The policeman calmly walked over and said, “a very simple way is how to pull it up and how we pull it down.” Ron Artest looked at the police in despair and put his hand to the zipper. The police began to count: “ready, one, two, three.”

When the camera turned, a lifeguard shouted, “someone is bleeding!” Artest was carried on a stretcher through the crowd and hurried to the ambulance. When the door closed, Mary waved her hands to the car.

This is Artest’s memory of his psychologist. He decided to find Mary back. Here, the plot goes on for one eighth. Then, Artest hired a private detective to find Mary. As a result, the detective also fell in love with Mary. He dismissed his job and lied to Artest that he had found a fat woman., I went to find Mary myself. Things are getting bigger and bigger. It seems that people all over the world are in love with Mary. Someone bugged for Marian; Someone installed an engineer for Mary; Someone has blisters for Mary; Someone shot for Mary…… Artest finally decided to find his true love — Mary. In the face of many suitors, has Artest succeeded? How did it end?

Sorry, I didn’t finish the film. If I’m finished, what are you looking at? Yes, I’m an asshole. It’s tempting. But this is my favorite comedy. I hope you can laugh as much as I did for the first time. Love is always a great theme. Without brave giving up, there will be no happy ending. So I won’t say more. It is worth mentioning that this film is limited and is not suitable for children. I can’t appreciate it.

If you like it, come and have a look. There’s something about Mary……

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